Gettin' My Drink On

College is so rad, parties are so fly
It's really just your spit on the bowl that gets me high.
I suck your smoke until it burns my throat.

Yeah then we stumble through the crowd, I brush against your crotch.
The lighting is so dim, I know no one can watch.
I teeter some until I find your lump.

Yeah now we're getting our drinks on
It's the only way that
I can touch your body.

Getting my drink on
Just like daddy taught me,
But he'll never know this.

Now it's after one o'clock, you're getting stupider.
I'm cranking up the tunes, you're taking off your shirt.
I chug the rest and watch your smooth hard chest.

Yeah then you pass out in your shorts, on the easy chair.
Next morning when you ask, I swear that I was dared,
And before you can grow back all your pubic hair...