Monday, July 21, 2008

Blimpie the Hipster

Blimpie Blimpie Blimpie!
You try your hand at skanking.
We call it Sherman-tanking.

We want to read your patches,
We know you're not a poser,
Come out a little closer.

Get off the floor! Get off the floor!
You ain't no hipster.
You must be thin! You must be thin!
To be a hipster.
Get off the floor! Get off the floor!
Until you're thinner.

You have not ever been even cool.
Lose some weight, make yourself hard and cool.

Blimpie Blimpie Blimpie!
Myspace says you're bi now,
We know it doesn't lie now.

Your patches are so cliched!
Who still likes The Goonies?
And we're all done with Siouxsie.

You have not ever been even cool.
Where's your girl? Is she real, just like you?

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