Rainbow Party Lyrics

Batman Forever

2009-02-15T10:43:00.000-08:00

I can feel the signal rise
Above me.
I can don my dark disguise
To love me.
I can drive so fast at night,
To hunt it.
I get some then I'm out of sight,
And running, running.

Then I come back to my cave
I undress and shower.
Resurface at the break of day,
No witnesses, no doubters.
But when I take off my disguise
There's just another layer.
And this one isn't coming off,
And it's already getting later.

I guess I'm going to be this way,
Forever.
I guess we're going to be this way,
Forever.

My Hairiest Adventure

2009-02-15T10:41:00.000-08:00

I want to rise up and take my place,
Not in some kind of heaven, just behind my face.
I want to live well inside myself
And love with strength, fortitude, and health.

But it's not easy.
Change!

I will not hide behind irony,
I will not be afraid of pop.
I don't want to be Wilde or Morrissey,
I don't want the bottom or the top.

I will not hide behind irony,
I will mean everything I say.
I don't want to be Wilde or Morrissey,
I don't want to live and die that way.

Play Ball Like a Girl

2009-02-15T10:39:00.000-08:00

Are you OK, are you OK, Jonathan?
Your new pictures are lovely, but why are you so thin?
And all your emails have their grammar and their capitalization,
And they tell me Hitler's hot, and you like punishment.

Now your real friends are all high
And your mom is out again,
But when you jack off on my screen,
I can almost feel your hand.

And I know you love me best
'Cause you know we'll never touch,
So I make up who I am
'Cause who I am just ain't that much.

Now it's OK, it's OK, Jonathan.
You don't have to know or hear of every single band.
Just know that I love you in your bathroom mirror, opening your pants.
And I love that you asked me if you should shave it, oh how you crave my glance.

We're a thousand miles away
And we curse it every day
But you know that I suspect
It's the reason we connect.

Free Willy

2009-02-15T10:38:00.000-08:00

You! Me! Now!

All you willies, come on, drug me,
Find me, touch me, heal me, hug me.
Everything's allowed inside here,
I can always open wider.

You! Me! Now!

Dunkin' Don

2009-02-15T10:35:00.000-08:00

I'm watching real couples
that post porn on the net,
I'm wondering if they've deserved
Everything they get.

I'm watching real couples
they're kissing on the stairs,
how shamelessly that they invite
other people's glares.

I'm watching real couples,
they need and whine and bitch,
they've given their entire lives
to be forever kids.

I'm watching real couples,
who just can't stand themselves.
The only way that they survive
Is in front of everyone else.

And then I hear the same voice they do...

"You! Twentysomething!
Your body's still good, but not for long!
You know what to do!
Put down your book, and earn some money!
Then surrender your fate!
Attract a mate!
And procreate!"

I'm watching real couples
who aren't really love,
Yeah they just need their moms and dads
and powers from above.

Choco Taco

2009-02-15T10:32:00.001-08:00

Only the young should:

Be allowed in parks
Read and quote Marx
Act like stars
Fight in wars
Shower together
Fit in leather

If only the young might hear me sing,
Then the young, the young might let me back in,
Let me back in, let me back in, let me back in.

Rainbow Camper

2009-02-15T10:30:00.000-08:00

So that I can be one of you,
Have a tendency, see it through,
I go out at night, into town
Where identity's lost and found.

Show me your scars, I'll show you my scars
And then we'll build a hospital, knock it down.
Because you can't build a structure on urban ground
But you can't get healed without his mouth.

Show me your cards, I'll show you my cards,
And then we'll build a house and then blow it down.
Because you can't build a house on urban ground,
And you can't find love inside your house.

Mark Mahosky

2008-07-21T16:05:00.008-07:00

We live under a blanket,
the thankful and the thankless.
And anyone who moves it
to either side is bullshit.

You don't know, until you're here.
You don't know, until you're here.
And you don't know who to trust.
But don't trust me.

The warmth keeps us from thinking,
but in our sleep we're shouting.
Some say that I should care more,
but I know what they're there for.

You don't know, until you're here.
And you don't know who to trust.
'Cause we are all full of shit.

You've seen us on the news,
that doesn't mean it's true,
about me.

We hide behind a lot,
we let our culture rot,
even me.

But come inside and then,
you'll never stand again,
you'll see.

And you'll find out, don't be stunned,
you can't trust anyone.

Tub = Love

2008-07-21T16:05:00.007-07:00

I fill your tub.
In a minute, we'll be in it,
In the warmth.

We fill your tub.
Steam the bathroom like it's our womb,
With no fear.

Diving low, deep below,
where bubbles blow... BOOP

I'll scrub your tub.
On my knees now, no Febreze now,
'Cause I like your scent.

In bed you lie, your hairs have dried,
And I find the light... BOOP

You're Ruining Our Sausage Party

2008-07-21T16:05:00.006-07:00

Be fun and free.

You play these games with holes
and all the scoring in the rear,
But if one of you told the truth, then
He'd disappear.

But it's no secret,
Be fun and free.

If you call yourself a punk
don't think that you're above it too,
'Cause every show you're rubbing boys
and your girlfriend, she's not proof.

So stop bringing her,
Be fun and free,
Sausage Party!

Gettin' My Drink On

2008-07-21T16:05:00.005-07:00

College is so rad, parties are so fly
It's really just your spit on the bowl that gets me high.
I suck your smoke until it burns my throat.

Yeah then we stumble through the crowd, I brush against your crotch.
The lighting is so dim, I know no one can watch.
I teeter some until I find your lump.

Yeah now we're getting our drinks on
It's the only way that
I can touch your body.

Getting my drink on
Just like daddy taught me,
But he'll never know this.

Now it's after one o'clock, you're getting stupider.
I'm cranking up the tunes, you're taking off your shirt.
I chug the rest and watch your smooth hard chest.

Yeah then you pass out in your shorts, on the easy chair.
Next morning when you ask, I swear that I was dared,
And before you can grow back all your pubic hair...

Hoom Boot

2008-07-21T16:05:00.004-07:00

When will you die?

Just because you lived through the sixties,
doesn't mean you did shit for this country.

Stop trying to play the blues,
it's embarrassing.

Your shit does stink.

Just because you own the means of production,
doesn't mean your art has a function.

Stop singing Christmas songs,
it's embarrassing.

Shut the fuck up, with your countdowns,
movie channels, radio stations.

Shut the fuck up, we're not listening,
when will you die?

Blimpie the Hipster

2008-07-21T16:05:00.003-07:00

Blimpie Blimpie Blimpie!
You try your hand at skanking.
We call it Sherman-tanking.

We want to read your patches,
We know you're not a poser,
Come out a little closer.

Get off the floor! Get off the floor!
You ain't no hipster.
You must be thin! You must be thin!
To be a hipster.
Get off the floor! Get off the floor!
Until you're thinner.

You have not ever been even cool.
Lose some weight, make yourself hard and cool.

Blimpie Blimpie Blimpie!
Myspace says you're bi now,
We know it doesn't lie now.

Your patches are so cliched!
Who still likes The Goonies?
And we're all done with Siouxsie.

You have not ever been even cool.
Where's your girl? Is she real, just like you?

Bow Party

2008-07-21T16:05:00.002-07:00

Go to work,
come home.

See a band,
kill your throat.

It's so nice of them to let us have this music
Just in case we feel something
We can really really really let them know.

When they give
you a check,

Go right out,
pay them back.

It's so nice of them to let us have this liquor
So that every Friday
We can really really really let it go.

Go to work,
Go to bed,
Go to work,
Go to bed.

Wiener

2008-07-21T16:05:00.001-07:00

I've got a little theory
About what America's fearing.

We've deprived our young men, really
now they've lost that loving feeling.

Quiet!
Hide it!
Those earth angels aren't axe handles.

Why does every man fear his neighbor?
Why can't the military get any gayer?

We all had a little feeling
And it's what America's killing.

Rainbow Conference

2008-07-21T16:05:00.000-07:00

Feel the heat closing in,
Feel the heat closing in,
Feel the heat.

They've got dogs and lights,
They've got dogs and lights,
I'll have to turn into night.

They said I showed you too much,
I showed you too much,
I showed you.

Now I'm running the clutch,
Now I'm running the clutch,
Now I'm running.

I write this from my room,
in the stillness of the tomb.

Your picture's on my wall,
and my hand falters around your balls.